Big Time Dates Goes Legit

Feb 13

Huge news guys. BigTimeDates.com is now a legitimate dating service. Mark and Nathan went on a 90-day amphetamine-fueled design binge. We are now proud to offer unrivaled matchmaking, so head on over to find your soul-mate and change your life forever!!

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How To Get Laid

Nov 23
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Men, if you want to get laid, you have to appear powerful. And what better way to achieve this than by solving her problems. And what better woman problems to solve than the ones you’ve created. In this episode of Big Time Dates Sara Luvhard tells us how to get laid by being a problem solver.

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How To Flirt

Nov 9
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So you’ve made it to that second date. Don’t fuck it up! This is where you choose the friend zone or the bone zone. If you followed sexpert Sara Luvhard’s advise from First Date Tips then you were chivalrous. Now it’s time to learn how to flirt and turn up the heat.

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Best Tips For First Dates

Oct 26
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Wanna know how to turn that first date into a second date? Woah, pump your brakes. This isn’t a race to the top. There’s no finish line or some metaphorical climax. Listen to Sara Luvhard’s guaranteed proven method to score a second date.

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The Price Of Abstinence

Oct 12
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Here at Big Time Dates we’ve quite a lot of things. Sometimes sacrifice is required for growth. We’ve quit condoms, popular appeal, and believing in science. But we’ve never thought about quitting sex. How much money would we have to give you to go without sex for a day? A week? A month? A YEAR!? We bring up this topic with our favorite young-go-hard, Sara Luvhard.

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How To Pick Up Mennonites

Oct 5
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big-time-dates-how-to-pick-up-mennonitesAre you still failing at dating? Yes? Are you willing to go out with everything that moves and has lips? Yes? Maybe that’s your problem. Stop casting your net so wide! Any marketing manager will tell you to research your client and focus your efforts.

You need to get into niche dating. It’s basically where you pursue hot minority groups. Just think, there are lots of hot Zoroastrian men and women out there being ignored! In this episode of Big Time Dates we picked up some sexy single Mennonites at a party. They were helpless against our technologies.

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Guide To Dick Pics

Sep 28
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Sara Luvhard is back to murder your ignorance with her chainsaw of sharp, sexy knowledge. When is it appropriate to send a woman of legal age a multi-media message with a photo of your erect cock? Today’s topic covers the best practices of mobile images and dick pics. What is the best way to introduce such a milestone into your big time sexting relationship?bit-time-dates-dick-tree

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Premium Platinum Services

Sep 21
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Big Time Dates is rolling out a new series of platinum level services for our premium members. This is some high-level secret government confidential shit so we’ve hidden it on the internet behind a super strong firewall. Please don’t share it with anyone who you think might wield its awesome power to destroy the universe.

Listen to today’s podcast for a complete list of features and services. You’re welcome in advance.

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Intro To Sexting

Sep 14
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Not having sex can be hard. A great technique to keep the fire burning when you and your Big Time Date are apart is sexting. I know what your thinking. Words are boring. But they can be just as sexy as a legitimately authentic real Big Time Date. In this episode, sext-pert Sara Luvhard walks us through the steps to becoming an expert at sexy texting. Here are some sexy photos. to get you started.

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One Year Anniversary

Sep 7
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big-time-dates-birthday-cakeIt’s our one year anniversary, hurray!! Actually, it was back on April 7th, but the internet doesn’t age, so who knows when the hell you might be reading this. The important thing is that on April 7, 2011 Nathan and Mark decided to bring glorious joy to the world by creating the only 30-second dating podcast guaranteed to make you laugh. Let us give thanks by buying T-shirts and donating wildly.

By the way, if you want to be like Mark and have Ringtone #2 play on your phone every time we call you, download it here.

If you’d like to hear what we sounded like on the very first episode, listen to it here.

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