OkCupid is the third most popular free dating site in the world after Big Time Dates and Plenty Of Fish (see Wikipedia). Because of this, many of our readers have been writing in to BTD-HQ to find out how to become an OkCupid God. This week we professionally interview a woman of the night who has been on more OkCupid dates than both Mark and Nathan put together, which has earned her the infamous titles OkCuckold and OkCupid Superstar. Sara is an expert in online dating. Recently, she was forced off of OkCupid in a public debacle when their mainframe crashed because too many people were trying to load her profile page. Are you ready to turn your Ok profile into Platinum Cocksmanship?
Fans send us gifts all the time. Cookies, drugs, dates, and audio. Here we showcase one of the best gifts we’ve received in a week: a hot new track by trance DJ and producer Scott. You may remember him from Glorious Day Of Love Making.
Congratulations to Lucas and Courtney, going out on the biggest date of all. As you know, Lucass is the Chief Analyst here at Big Time Dates and you should remember Courtdizzle from Totally Prepared and The Bookmark.
It all started when we sent them on their very first Big Time Date and it escalated when Lucas secured their future by being hired at the most successful dating website on the internet. We wrote this song for them to celebrate the glorious day of love-making that is their union. Love making referring to their union with God, obviously, and Andrew, Mark, Nathan, Scott, Ryan, Tyler, and Jim.
High quality file format available here.
Big Time Dates is proud to announce its brand new 4-part dating strategy. We have 57 years of combined dating experience and include every last drop of our wisdom in this series. Take a listen as Mark and Nathan unveil it’s core features then sign up with your email address at the top right of this page.
In this episode of Big Time Dates we check in with America’s Top Manscaper, Jenny. You’ll be really surprised with some of her dating tips.
According to our chief analyst, our all-time most popular podcast was Ringtone 2, downloaded 54,354 x 8n since it’s release. And it’s most popular country? China! Obviously, the Chinese love Big Time Dates and loves them some ringtones. So from deep within our hearts, 巴斯特罗普县母狗!
Here is the iPhone version for those of the fruit persuasion.
In this week’s episode of Big Time Dates we hear the sexy details from Nathan’s date with Katlyn. Another big success for the The Chart.
As you should know by now, the word monogamy is considered profanity at Big Time Dates. But we don’t claim to know everything so we decided to get the inside scoop on what modern Germans think about the subject. Remember Travis and Leif from Answering Letters and Top German Pickup Lines? They’re back with insights into das leben deutsch.
You may remember Caleb from the Big Time Date we sent him on back in February. No, you don’t? Well, we don’t either. Before we meet him, Caleb was deeply depressed and was considering turning to God. Just in the nick of time, Big Time Dates swooped in and changed his life.