Besides Big Time Dates, where else can I meet attractive, wealthy and desirable trophy dates? The good folks at Sugar Daddie deliver a high-grade of person so you don’t have to worry about accidentally being paired with an ugly looser.
The first thing they do is set the bar high – a million dollar entrance fee and no fatties. Then they run your face through the Ugly Meter iPhone app and BAAM, pleasure town.
Sugar Daddie has been pestering us for a review. We’ve been putting them off for months because our schedules have been really busy with, uh, dates. Look forward to a future podcast where we reveal all of the dirty details from inside the Sugar Daddie machine.
PS. Although we weren’t initially accepted, using advanced computer hacking sciences we were able to provide this authentic membership profile.