The BTD Triple Threat

Jun 24

Three Big Time Dates, Three Big Time Successes

For this week of fun-filled dating, we assembled a dream team of true virgins. The Triple Threat, as we coin them, comprise of Vrad (with an icebreaker name, guaranteed to get the response “Wtf? You’re different in a bad way.”), Andrew (slave trader extraordinaire (of all races, which is quite mod)), and Julie (high school’s valedickBORian, and most likely college’s valedicSOBOOOOOOOOOORING, so she’s got that going against her). Let’s see how they fared.

We sent Andrew on his first Big Time Date, ever. You tell me if he enjoyed it…

Andrew, let us know if she’s as good at yoga as she is at hot wiring your car

and driving to Mexico the morning after while you’re still sleeping.

ok, seriously, her background check was NOT clean.

 

Wow. Julie. This photo tells of a night of debauchery.

I think I went to high school with one of the guys… Creepy.

 

 

Our last big time date of the week is Vrad. And it’s his birthday!

Don’t seduce us, Vrad, seduce the girl you’re holding!

Oh well, n00b

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